Tuesday 13 March 2012

The Mental Health System - gotta love it!

Psychiatrist:          You are displaying typical black and white thinking.
Patient:                  I think of it as all encompassing.

Psychiatrist:           Do you think you are on a mission.
Patient:                   I like to say my life has purpose.

Psychiatrist:          You're obsessing over this.
Patient:                  Im really passionate about it.

Psychiatrist:          You have extreme mood swings.
Patient:                  Im simply embracing a wide spectrum of human experience.

Psychiatrist:          You're angry
Patient:                  Thanks for pointing that out

Psychiatrist:           You are experiencing illusions - seeing and hearing things which
                                arent really there
Patient:                   Are you really here or am I an illusion?

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